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Message from First Officer Snarfgor Wallace:

Captain, the enemy ship has launched a battery of missiles at us!

We lost 10 crew members in the attack...

Captain! Our beam weapon made a direct hit on the enemy ship!

27 of their crew were eliminated in the attack.

The enemy ship has been destroyed, Captain!

Captain, we're receiving a chorus of transmissions from the surface, celebrating our liberation of the Scadian homeworld. They have also dispatched a ship bearing 50 Scadian maidens, who have enthusiastically joined our crew!

Today in the Kingdom of Loathing, I fought:
5 Golden Rings
4 Killing Birds
3 Swiss hens
2 Turtle mechs
and a Death ray in a pear tree.

All for a set of Unobtainium straps.

Tomorrow it will be worse.

Ok, not really news...just fun stuff

( Another scene from the Kingdom )

You're fighting 92 Bottles of Beer on a Golem

The golem hands you a beer. You try to open it, but it turns out that it's not actually a twist-off. You hurt your hand really, really badly. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!

You lose 111 hit points.

No, not the East - the Kingdom of Loathing!

If you've missed my previous mentions of it, KoL is a web based RPG full of strange humor and pop culture references. ( More )