News from the Kingdom of Loathing

[mikekn]

Ok, not really news...just fun stuff

You're fighting a swarm of scarab beatles

You let loose a bolt from the blue, provided you've named your bottle-rocket crossbow "Blue." Blue's bolt hits for 85 damage. BIFF! BARF! BAM! BIFF! POW! WHAMMO! KERBLAM! SMACK! BIFF! ZAP!

Eric does a pelvic thrust at your opponent. A piece of toast ricochets off its head, momentarily stunning it (and/or driving it insa-a-a-a-ane.)

You acquire an item: toast

You win the fight!

Eric holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. It gives you time to reflect on the experience of this fight, and makes it more meaningful to you.

You gain 282 Meat.

You acquire an item: mojo filter

You acquire an item: rocky raccoon

You acquire an item: Maxwell's Silver Hammer

You gain 14 Strengthliness.
You gain 15 Enchantedness.
You gain 15 Cheek.