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Message from First Officer Snarfgor Wallace:

Captain, the enemy ship has launched a battery of missiles at us!

We lost 10 crew members in the attack...

Captain! Our beam weapon made a direct hit on the enemy ship!

27 of their crew were eliminated in the attack.

The enemy ship has been destroyed, Captain!

Captain, we're receiving a chorus of transmissions from the surface, celebrating our liberation of the Scadian homeworld. They have also dispatched a ship bearing 50 Scadian maidens, who have enthusiastically joined our crew!

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Date: 2010-06-04 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greene-man.livejournal.com
50 Scadian maidens? 8^)

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Date: 2010-06-04 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertana.livejournal.com
Oxymoron? ;)

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Date: 2010-06-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
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