mikekn: (Gunther)
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-- BEGIN REPORT --

2008-Jan-10, 4:08 AM EST
Corporal Gunther was making a routine patrol when she encountered and captured a member of the Mus Musculus organization operating in the area.

2008-Jan-10, 4:17 AM EST
With the support of PFC Grimalkin, the prisoner was transported to the officer's quarters for interrogation. As the officers were roused from sleep, the prisoner made an escape attempt, fleeing on foot. Gunther and Grimalkin pursued but after a brief struggle, the prisoner was able to give them the slip.

2008-Jan-10, 4:22 AM EST
Gunter and Grimalkin continued paroling and searching for the escaped prisoner. Officers returned to sleep.

2008-Jan-10, 5:15 AM EST
Prisoner's hiding place was discovered. Prisoner was recaptured and returned to the officer's quarters. Officers were once again roused and the prisoner was detained for questioning.

2008-Jan-10, 5:17 AM EST
During waterboard interrogation, prisoner once again escaped - this time through the sewers. At this time prisoner is deemed Not-A-Threat. Gunther and Grimalkin have been commended for their good work. All surveillance footage will be destroyed per Directive 11.

-- END REPORT --

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Date: 2008-01-10 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kandy-elizabet.livejournal.com
Damn glad I wasn't drinking.... SIR!

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Date: 2008-01-10 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliwodehalle.livejournal.com
Oh lord! good to hear the troops are actively keeping watch!

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Date: 2008-01-10 06:53 pm (UTC)
handymonkey: (Lego Minifig face)
From: [personal profile] handymonkey
Great writing! :)

*snrk*

Date: 2008-01-10 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moirla.livejournal.com
and we suspect ensign Ryoko likes to hold Mouse Parties while we are away...

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Date: 2008-01-10 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonbryan.livejournal.com
Fortunately for the residence the patrol's radios failed to synch with the AC-130 fire support...

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Date: 2008-01-11 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danabren.livejournal.com
Glad to hear everything is under control. Never good when a confirmed situation gets out of paw hand.

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Date: 2008-01-11 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dame-margarete.livejournal.com
I suspect that our cats would watch an invader closely but never actually DO anything about it. I could be wrong, but doubt it! At least I'm fairly confident that they wouldn't invite them in for tea and crumpets...

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Date: 2008-01-11 04:21 am (UTC)
cellio: (sleepy-cat)
From: [personal profile] cellio
You're in remarkably good humor for someone who had to answer the pager... multiple times. I suppose you get time and a half for that?

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Date: 2008-01-11 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mare-in-flames.livejournal.com
AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

(By these standards, I would have Staff Sergeant Mouse and PFC Pig... and Kittencakes would be a Special Forces assassin.)
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