mikekn: (Gunther)
mikekn ([personal profile] mikekn) wrote2008-01-10 12:15 pm
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Incident Report

-- BEGIN REPORT --

2008-Jan-10, 4:08 AM EST
Corporal Gunther was making a routine patrol when she encountered and captured a member of the Mus Musculus organization operating in the area.

2008-Jan-10, 4:17 AM EST
With the support of PFC Grimalkin, the prisoner was transported to the officer's quarters for interrogation. As the officers were roused from sleep, the prisoner made an escape attempt, fleeing on foot. Gunther and Grimalkin pursued but after a brief struggle, the prisoner was able to give them the slip.

2008-Jan-10, 4:22 AM EST
Gunter and Grimalkin continued paroling and searching for the escaped prisoner. Officers returned to sleep.

2008-Jan-10, 5:15 AM EST
Prisoner's hiding place was discovered. Prisoner was recaptured and returned to the officer's quarters. Officers were once again roused and the prisoner was detained for questioning.

2008-Jan-10, 5:17 AM EST
During waterboard interrogation, prisoner once again escaped - this time through the sewers. At this time prisoner is deemed Not-A-Threat. Gunther and Grimalkin have been commended for their good work. All surveillance footage will be destroyed per Directive 11.

-- END REPORT --

[identity profile] kandy-elizabet.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn glad I wasn't drinking.... SIR!

[identity profile] aliwodehalle.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh lord! good to hear the troops are actively keeping watch!
handymonkey: (Lego Minifig face)

[personal profile] handymonkey 2008-01-10 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Great writing! :)

*snrk*

[identity profile] moirla.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
and we suspect ensign Ryoko likes to hold Mouse Parties while we are away...

[identity profile] vonbryan.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately for the residence the patrol's radios failed to synch with the AC-130 fire support...

[identity profile] danabren.livejournal.com 2008-01-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to hear everything is under control. Never good when a confirmed situation gets out of paw hand.

[identity profile] dame-margarete.livejournal.com 2008-01-11 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I suspect that our cats would watch an invader closely but never actually DO anything about it. I could be wrong, but doubt it! At least I'm fairly confident that they wouldn't invite them in for tea and crumpets...
cellio: (sleepy-cat)

[personal profile] cellio 2008-01-11 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're in remarkably good humor for someone who had to answer the pager... multiple times. I suppose you get time and a half for that?

[identity profile] mare-in-flames.livejournal.com 2008-01-11 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

(By these standards, I would have Staff Sergeant Mouse and PFC Pig... and Kittencakes would be a Special Forces assassin.)