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[mikekn]

You're fighting 92 Bottles of Beer on a Golem

The golem hands you a beer. You try to open it, but it turns out that it's not actually a twist-off. You hurt your hand really, really badly. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!

You lose 111 hit points.

Comments

"Badly off key"

[bobbinchick.livejournal.com]

Wearing my magic gauntlets, I take one down. I pass it around. I'm now fighting 91 bottles of beer on a golem.

Re: "Badly off key"

[vonbryan.livejournal.com]

I'm next in initiative and using my power attack and my swiss army knife bottle opener to open another bottle (weapons focus and weapon specialization), and since I took cleave, I get 1 more after that. Only 2 more levels to greater cleave!
The party is now fighting 89 bottles of beer.

Re: "Badly off key"

[mikekn]

Oh boy. What you don't realize is that the fewer bottles he has the stronger he is. Worse yet, when he reaches 0, he can still take down bottles and goes negative (very nasty that negative beer).

Re: "Badly off key"

[violet-amy.livejournal.com]

(very nasty that negative beer).

Is negative beer urine? That *would* be nasty, especially if you had to drink it.