
You're fighting
92 Bottles of Beer on a GolemThe golem hands you a beer. You try to open it, but it turns out that it's not actually a twist-off. You hurt your hand really, really badly. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!
 | You lose 111 hit points. |