Sluggy Freelance RSS Feed ([syndicated profile] sluggy_freelance_feed) wrote2025-11-04 12:00 am
The Devil's Panties ([syndicated profile] the_devils_panties_feed) wrote2025-11-04 05:00 am
E-merl.com ~ New Experiments In Fiction ([syndicated profile] e_merl_feed) wrote2025-11-03 11:01 pm

15. Crazy Haunted

Posted by Merlin

If you’ve ever had to work in an office where the air conditioning isn’t working properly, it’s sort of like that. Only rather than being weirdly hot or weirdly cold, it’s weirdly weird, and stuff keeps trying to eat your soul.

Cassandra Comics ([syndicated profile] c_cassandra_comic_feed) wrote2025-11-03 05:00 pm

Birthday chaos

Today's my last day being 30, and I wanted to remember the chaos that was my birthday last year.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ([syndicated profile] smbc_comics_feed) wrote2025-11-03 11:20 am

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.


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Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-11-03 04:17 pm

Reminder: Scam Artists are Scammy

Posted by John Scalzi

Reminder to all that scam sites will fake author testimonials with fact-free "AI" drivel. Also, I will never ever ever give a testimonial to any "global reader community" so if you see one from me, you will know it's utterly full of shit. Fuck these scammers for preying on people's hopes.

John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-11-03T15:34:02.500Z

Found via Facebook, a fake testimonial from “me” being excited that a scam site got “me” a dozen reviews on Amazon and Goodreads over the space of a few weeks. I obviously did not make this testimonial, and also, bluntly, I wouldn’t be excited by a dozen Amazon/Goodreads reviews. “3 Days” pictured here, already has 3300 ratings/reviews on Amazon and over 4000 on Goodreads. I’m not now, nor have I been for some time, in the business of trying to plump up my Amazon/Goodreads review numbers. I certainly wouldn’t be recommending a service to do the same. They’re scams all the way down.

I suspect the people who regularly read here know that I or other well-known authors are not in the business of giving testimonials to sites that purport to “help” authors with reviews, but there are lots of aspiring writers who, shall we say, live in hope that there’s a shortcut to getting one’s name out there, and that something like this may be one of those shortcuts, and who might see my name, or the name of some other similarly notable author, and allow themselves to be convinced this sort of scam is a good idea. So this post is to tell them: No. Sorry, no. No author you have ever heard of is going to be scrabbling for Amazon or Goodreads reviews, and even if they were, they wouldn’t be doing it like this. Save your money.

— JS

Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-11-03 02:08 pm

The Time Traveler’s Passport is Now Out!

Posted by John Scalzi

What is The Time Traveler’s Passport? It’s an Amazon-exclusive anthology of six short stories — one written by me! — that have time travel as an integral part of their plot. Not even counting me, it’s a pretty grand line-up of authors: R.F. Kuang, Peng Shepard, Kaliane Bradley, Olivie Blake and P. Djèlí Clark. My story “3 Days, 9 Months, 27 Years” was released early on the Amazon “First Reads” program, but now the entire anthology is up and ready to be read.

Here’s the link to Amazon’s page for the anthology. If you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited, you can check out these stories at no additional cost; for everyone else you can buy the entire anthology for a nice low price, or pick and choose the individual stories. The stories also come with audio narration (mine performed by Malcolm Hillgartner), so you have options on how to take in the tale.

These are all excellent stories by fantastic authors (credit here to editor John Joseph Adams for putting it together), and well worth your time to check out. Enjoy!

— JS

Spacetrawler ([syndicated profile] spacetrawler_feed) wrote2025-11-03 05:01 am

11/03/25 – Warranting a Re-Cap

Posted by Christopher Baldwin

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As Spizz tumbled off the hoverbike, Spizz grabbed Rodrigo's jacked and yanked him off as well. Knox turned the hoverbike around to go back and get Rodrigo. Spizz pulled back a fist to punch Rodrigo, but was suddenly attached by grey titers. Knox then siezed Rodrigo by the shoulders and pulled him onto the hoverbike. Rodrigo said, "Can we re-cap that? I think I missed a few details in the middle." Knox replied, "Once upon a time, there was a boyfriend who went to england and didn't tell his boyfriend..."

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Sometimes you just have to go with the flow of it, because you’ve fallen off the boat in the rapids.

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As Spizz tumbled off the hoverbike, Spizz grabbed Rodrigo’s jacked and yanked him off as well. Knox turned the hoverbike around to go back and get Rodrigo. Spizz pulled back a fist to punch Rodrigo, but was suddenly attached by grey titers. Knox then siezed Rodrigo by the shoulders and pulled him onto the hoverbike. Rodrigo said, “Can we re-cap that? I think I missed a few details in the middle.” Knox replied, “Once upon a time, there was a boyfriend who went to england and didn’t tell his boyfriend…”

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The Devil's Panties ([syndicated profile] the_devils_panties_feed) wrote2025-11-03 05:00 am
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ([syndicated profile] smbc_comics_feed) wrote2025-11-02 11:20 am

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consilience

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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Later, peace is reestablished when an MBA accidentally enters the lecture hall.


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Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-11-02 02:19 pm

A Genuinely Unexpected Commemorative Item

Posted by John Scalzi

Athena called me yesterday with a quest, which was to go to a house about a mile away and pick up a plate. I wasn’t entirely sure what the point of the quest was until I saw the plate: A commemorative plate with our church on it, from the 70s, celebrating a century of Methodist presence here in town. Along with the plate was a program for the actual Bradford United Methodist Church centennial celebration, which happened on September 10, 1972. I would have been three at the time, and also, in California, for this particular event.

I should be clear that the building we now own, the former Methodist church (which we now formally call The Old Church, and less formally, simply “the church”), does not date back to the 1870s. The program helpfully includes a history of the Methodists here in Bradford through the 1970s, and informs us that our building had its construction commence in May of 1917, and was dedicated for worship on November 24, 1918. This means that officially our building’s 107th birthday happens in about three weeks. That’s a lot of candles.

When we first got the building, I thought it had been built in the 1930s, so the building is appreciably older than I first assumed. It’s probably not the oldest building in town, but it’s close to it — there was a major fire in town in 1920 that burned down most of the existing structures. This building survived that particular calamity.

From the centennial program I also learned the construction cost of the church: $17,000, not counting the pipe organ, which cost an additional $1,700 and was installed a year after the church was opened for worship. I put this sum into some inflation calculators to see how much it would be in 2025 dollars, and the answer was between $340,000 and $365,000, depending on which inflation calculator you used. I don’t dispute that inflation gradient, but I am also reasonably sure you couldn’t build a structure like this one, at the size it is, and with the amenities it has, for that amount; it would cost at least three times that much now, if not more. We bought the church entire for $75,000. In any era, we got a very good deal on this church.

Also apparently the church at one point had ivy growing up its sides, so the illustration on the plate would suggest, although the picture in the program itself does not show any of that. It may have been artistic license. The centennial celebration, incidentally, was pretty modest: Standard services in the morning, a “carry-in dinner” at noon, and then a 2pm program of “singspiration” and special music with comments from former ministers and friends. Then a fellowship hour at 4:30, and at 7, a special concert by the Teen Ambassadors Singers, sponsored by the Bradford Area Council of Churches. Sounds like a lovely Sunday, honestly.

I’m delighted that our neighbor gifted us this plate, and this centennial program; between the both of them I feel like I have a much better idea of the building we now own and are the custodians of. Both the plate and the program will have places of honor in the church. I’m happy that we have this building, and hope to keep adding to its history here in town.

— JS