Okay, keep in mind that I know neither Jack nor Shit when it comse to phones, but -- does the Blackberry or Blackberry Touch count as a smart phone? Because those are carried by Verizon. Do they just not offer enough of the same awesomeness that the three you listed offer?

Disclaimer: I ask because I'm curious, not because I actually want to encourage you to keep your account and continue feeding the unwholesome beast that is Verizon.